These Valentine's Day Instagram Captions Are Cute Without Being Cheesy (2024)

Valentine's Day can mean writing cards with candy for your classmates, planning a romantic dinner for your significant other, or a host of other things to celebrate your loved ones, but in 2024 an Instagram post is also a great (and easy!) way to send Valentine's greetings to your galentines or Valentine. But what should you say in your post? Here we give you 95 Valentines' Day captions to inspire your Instagram posts this year.

Whether you are looking for the right words for your business account or to share with friends or your first valentine, we have just the right words for you. Some are funny (just like these funny Valentine's Day quotes), others are cute. Some focus on food, and others come from pop culture (Valentine's Day movies can be great inspiration for caption writing as can Valentine's Day quotes).

Now get ready to share the love with these captions this Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day Food Captions

• Love you. Not sharing.
• About to have our Lady & The Tramp moment.
• You've got a pizza my heart.
• The best part about being single on Valentine's Day? Not having to share your dessert.
• Camera eats first, even on Valentine's Day!
• Me + You + Candlelit Dinner for 2
• Roses are red, violets are blue. Nothing is better than dinner with you.
• Chocolate is my one true love.
• Only eating heart-shaped food today.
• Cheers to pink drinks and my favorite Galentines.

Cupid Captions

• Cuter than Cupid
• Who needs Cupid?
• Love struck
• Cupid called, he wants his arrow back.
• Cupid knows best!
• Don't be stupid, Cupid.
• What Cupid says, goes.
• Summoning Cupid...
• The god of love is never fair...
• Borrow Cupid's wings
• If Cupid shoots an arrow, duck.

Funny Valentine's Day Captions

• I found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
• Consider this post my Valentine's Day card.
• I love you more than chocolate.
• I'm so glad I swiped right.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
• If paper valentines were still a thing, I'd give mine to you.
• Here's to being my emergency contact someday.
• If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• Happy Valentine's Day to the best thing I ever found online.
• You're the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
• Valentine's Day sucks, but you don't.
• All you need is love. And a little chocolate.
• You're so lucky to have me.
• We share a life together, but don't touch my food.

Cute Valentine's Day Captions

• All the heart eyes.
• I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend.
• I love to love you.
• You make my heart smile.
• Pretty sure I love you more.
• I only have heart eyes for you.
• You're still the one.
• Life is better when we're going through it together.
• You feel like home.
• All you need is love, so all I needed was you.
• Valentine, I'm yours.
• Home is wherever I'm with you.
• Love, kisses, and Valentine wishes.
• Valentine's Day looks great on us.
• On cloud nine with my Valentine.

Pop Culture Valentine's Day Captions

• Pick me. Choose me. Love me.
• See! He's her lobster.
• Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
• If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
• I like you very much, just as you are.
• That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ’em something else.
• To me, you are perfect.
• You're the Jim to my Pam.
• I love you and I like you.
• As you wish.
• I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
• When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
• Will you accept this rose?
• I wish I had done everything on Earth with you.
• I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.
• Above all things, I believe in love.
• If you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.
• It was a million tiny little things that when you add them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together, and I knew it.

Valentine's Day Quote Captions

• "I look at every day with you as a gift." - Rip Wheeler, Yellowstone
• "If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love." - Maya Angelou
• "Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you." - Loretta Young
• "I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." - John Green
• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
• "I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." - J.R.R. Tolkien
• "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." - Winnie the Pooh
• "True love stories never have endings." - Richard Bach
• "I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids." - Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso
• "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Wuthering Heights
• "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." - Audrey Hepburn
• "You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss
• "Love is friendship that has caught on fire." - Ann Landers
• "I believe in loving with your whole soul." - Beth Dutton, Yellowstone
• "Don't you dare settle for fine." Roy Kent, Ted Lasso

Valentine's Day Captions for Singles

• Happy Valentine's Day to me. I love you.
• If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
• Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!
• Thank u, next.
• Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
• Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
• Here's to my true love: Pizza.
• Being single on Valentine's Day is so much better than dating someone who would buy you a drugstore teddy bear.
• All of me...loves all of me.
• In a relationship with me.
• "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" - RuPaul