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February 7, 2022
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Valentine’s Day is all about expressing love and celebrating togetherness. Whether it could be your lover, wife, daughter, or close friend, gifting them a flower quote or pun with a romantic bouquet or box of chocolates will always put a smile on their pretty faces. We have gathered the best flower quotes and puns for you to help you choose the perfect phrase to impress your love this Valentine’s Day. Let’s have a look at the best flower quotes that will make your day.
Flower Quotes for Valentine’s Day –
Max once said, A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.
“Minds are like flowers; they open only when the time is correct.” – Stephen Richards
“Flowers… are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty out values all the utilities within the world.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Love is flower-like; Friendship is short of sheltering tree.” – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
“Every flower may be a pure soul blossoming in nature.” – Gerard De Nerval
“Happiness held is the seed; Happiness shared is the flower.” – John Harrigan
“Politeness is the flower of humanity.” – Joseph Joubert
“Flowers are like friends; They bring color to your world.” – Unknown
“Earth laughs in flowers.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Flowers don’t tell, they show.” – Stephanie Skeem
“The butterfly is a flying flower, The flower a tethered butterfly.” – Ecouchard Le Brun
“The flower that follows the sun does so even in cloudy days.” – Robert Leighton
“Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Where flowers bloom, so does hope.” – Lady Bird Johnson
“Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine for the soul.” – Luther Burbank
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” — H. L. Mencken
“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” – Unknown
“Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
“The thing about Valentine’s day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan
“You can’t buy love for yourself, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman
“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” — Tim Allen
“A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.” — Dax Shepard
I have no Valentine’s date! Anyway, it’s okay; food is love; food is life.
“In Tennis, love means nothing, but it means everything in life.” – Unknown
“In case I forget to tell you this later, I had a perfect time tonight.” — Pretty Woman
“Love is like sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schulz
“The great question which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?’ — Freud
“You’re just like chicken, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.” — Unknown
“If love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.” — Unknown
“I would have had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.” — Steven Wright
” I like you a lot, even if my resting bitch face says otherwise!” — Unknown
Yay! We still like each other—happy Valentine’s Day, beautiful.
“I want to be friends. Plus, a little extra. Also, I love you.” — Dwight Schrute
“That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they would have called them something else.” — Sixteen Candles
I’d be the first to clump on your lovely zombie head. Happy Valentine’s Day.
“Will you be my Valentine? That was a rhetorical question. We’re married.” — Unknown
Also Read:Flower Puns And Jokes
Funny Flower Puns for Valentine’s Day –
Not a single daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Please don’t ever leaf me.
You’re the best bud in the world
We’re mint to be together
We should put our tulips together on this special occasion of Valentine’s Day.
I wish our love will grow and grow and grow.
Rose to the occasion.
Thanks a bunch.
I love you bunches.
My love stems deep.
My love flowers like a rose.
This is a budding romance.
Roses are red. Tomato sauce is too. I ordered pizza in large, but not for you.
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Valentine, you take my breath away, every single day. It's just one day in the year, but you should know that I love you every day and every moment. The more time we spend together, the more we fall in love with each other. Happy Valentine's Day!
The week of Valentine's Day, we start making bouquets, both the pre-made options and the custom orders that have already been placed. We have some customizers that call as much as a month ahead to order their flowers, but most call the week before or the few days before.
Whenever I'm with you, wherever we are, I'm home. The best things in life are better with you. Thanks for being you and for being mine. Every love story is wonderful but ours is my favorite.
According to reports by the Society of American Florists (SAF), Valentine's Day ranked number one in flower sales generating approximately $2.3 billion in revenue, i.e., 28% of the floral sales volume in 2022.
I love you and all of the adventures we continue to share together. I can't wait to hug and kiss you and tell you how much I love you in person. Thank you for always supporting me when I need encouragement and celebrating when I validate your belief in me. You're the light I need in my life.
Valentine has also demonstrated that he is an absolute patriot to his country, as his motive to get the Corpse parts is deflect any and all misfortune in the United States to a different spot in the world and ensure that the United States is the greatest country on Earth.
"You're the cheese to my macaroni – a little cheesy, but a perfect match!" "Happy Valentine's Day to someone who gets me... which is both amazing and slightly worrying." "Our love is like fine wine.
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