Funny Teacher Quotes
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Are you looking for some funny teaching quotes to use for quotes of the day, a school newsletter, a teaching blog, your Facebook page, or a card that you are designing for a special teacher?
This page contains a large list of funny teacher sayings and graphics that are ideal to use for teacher publications and social media purposes.
For many of the quotes found on this page, you will find 2 free downloads:
- Free PDF page that you can download and print.
- Free JPEG file of the graphic that you download and share on your social media accounts, web site, or blog.
Copyright Policy:
- Please read my copyright policy nearthe bottom of this page if you are planning to share or use any of the graphics that are found on this page. Thank you. Heidi :-)
I will be designingmore graphicsfor this page during the school year, so please check back here from time to time.
For your convenience, my list of funny teacher quotes is inalphabetical order.
1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. | ~Joyce A Myers |
JPEG 2636 x 2636 JPEG-A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. Joyce A Myers | Printable PDF Page PDF-A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. Joyce A Myers |
2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. | ~Roald Dahl |
JPEG 2713 x 2713 JPEG- A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Roald Dahl | Printable PDF Page PDF- A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Roald Dahl |
3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. | ~Frank Zappa |
4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. | ~Roald Dahl |
JPEG 408 x 408 JPEG-A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. Roald Dahl | Printable PDF Page PDF-A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. Roald Dahl |
5. A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. I replied, "Kindergarten." | ~Author Unknown |
6. A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off. | ~ Heidi McDonald |
7. A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. | ~Author Unknown |
JPEG 1200 x 866 JPEG: A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. | Printable PDF Page PDF-A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. |
8. A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. | ~D. Martin |
JPEG 408 x 408 JPEG-A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. | Printable PDF Page PDF-A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. |
9. Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it. | ~ Rick Smith |
JPEG 605 x 605 JPEG -Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it. Rick Smith | Printable PDF Page PDF-Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it. Rick Smith |
10. Being a teacher is a lot like being a rock star:
| ~ Heidi McDonald |
JPEG 1200 x 1411 JPEG -Being a teacher is a lot like being a rock star. | Printable PDF Page PDF-Being a teacher is a lot like being a rock star. |
11. Being a teacher is not a 9 - 5 job. | ~ Heidi McDonald |
JPEG 1200 x 1200 JPEG -Being a teacher is not a 9 - 5 job. | Printable PDF Page PDF-Being a teacher is not a 9 - 5 job. |
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12. Be somebody who makes everybody feel like somebody. | ~ Kid President |
JPEG 1124 x 661 JPEG -Be somebody who makes everybody feel like somebody. Kid President | Printable PDF Page PDF -Be somebody who makes everybody feel like somebody. Kid President |
13. Be a Pineapple
| ~ Author Unknown |
JPEG 976 x 976 JPEG - Be a pineapple. | Printable PDF Page PDF -Be a pineapple. |
14. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. | ~ Dr. Seuss |
15. Blessed are the weird people - - poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours - - for they teach us to see the world through different eyes. | ~ Jacob Nordby |
16. Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day know that they'll never get them back. | ~ Author Unknown |
JPEG 871 x 871 JPEG -Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day know that they'll never get them back. | Printable PDF Page PDF-Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day know that they'll never get them back. |
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2,000+ Quotes: Table of Contents
- I have compiled a LARGE list of over 2,000 quotes covering a WIDE range of topics.
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1. Quotes About Education, Teachers, and School:
Education | Funny | Teachers |
Teaching | Reading | Learning |
Teacher Appreciation | I Am a Teacher | Said No Teacher Ever |
Libraries |
2. General Topic Quotes:
Children | Friendship | Kindness |
Inspirational | Motivational | Nature |
3. Days of the Week Quotes:
Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday |
Thursday | Friday | Saturday |
Sunday |
4. Quotes by Famous People:
Einstein | Dr. Seuss |
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